Learn to Turn On Your Fucking Lights

You just made us include this one, didn’t you?  Early-morning driver…tooling along without a care in the world, just sipping your coffee and trying to wake up? Dusk driver…maybe on the road since the sun was bright in the sky, now oblivious to the fact that we can’t see your fucking car because it’s night time. Or you, rainy-weather driver, gripping the wheel until your fingers bleed because you’re terrified of that wet stuff on the road, completely forgetting the most dangerous thing in the storm is you and your lightless vehicle..

Whatever your reason, there’s really no excuse.

Turn On Your Fucking Headlights Jackass

You’re like the child who thinks because he covers his eyes during “hide-and-seek” that no-one can see him. Except you’re the opposite. You think because you can see everyone else’s cars, that they can see yours. You’re wrong.

When Turn On Your Fucking Lights

  • When it’s dark out
  • When it’s night time
  • When it’s early morning
  • When you’re in a tunnel
  • When it’s raining
  • When it’s dusk
  • When there’s an eclipse
  • When you’re not sure whether to turn on your fucking headlights!

Seriously, this isn’t something that requires an advanced degree in headlights, it’s something you do if there’s the slightest chance you might need to. Is there any possibility that you turning on your headlights may make your vehicle more visible to other drivers? Maybe?

Then just do it. Turn on your fucking headlights.