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Learn to get out of the way
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Learn to Get the F$%* Out of the Way

March 24, 2018April 25, 2018 LTFD common sense, courtesy, get out of the way, give way, going, hurry up, pay attention, safety, signal, turning

Just get the fuck out of the way.

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Learn to zipper merge
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Learn to F$%*ing Zipper Merge

February 16, 2018November 8, 2019 LTFD courtesy, freeway, going, lanes, merge, zipper merge

It’s science. It works. Stop fighting it.

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Learn to F$%*ing Pass on the Left

September 10, 2015April 25, 2018 LTFD driving, freeway, get out of the way, going, passing

Keep moving, stay out of the way.

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Learn to turn right on red.
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Learn to F$%*ing Turn Right on Red

August 17, 2015April 25, 2018 LTFD going, hurry up, stopping, turning

Stop. Then go already. Get moving!

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