Learn to Fucking Drive

We know, it’s hard out there. You’ve got a lot on your mind. You’re holding that cheeseburger, and your cigarette, and trying to figure out how you’re going to get the bendy straw up to your mouth… and all these other assholes are just in your way.

Well, we’re here to help. Because you obviously need it. If we were there, in your car, beside you… maybe holding the soda up, or grabbing the wheel when you cross the center-line, there’s just one thing we’d say to you.

Loud.

Like right in your ear-hole.

LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE.

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