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Don't Block the Intersection
Going 

Learn Not To Block The F$%*ing Intersection

April 7, 2018April 25, 2018 LTFD common sense, courtesy, driving, get out of the way, hurry up, intersection

Don’t stop in the intersection! Ever!

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Don't park in disabled spaces without a permit
Parking 

Learn Not to F$%*ing Park In Disabled Spaces

March 24, 2018April 25, 2018 LTFD common sense, courtesy, parking, parking lot

What kind of monster are you?

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Learn to get out of the way
Going 

Learn to Get the F$%* Out of the Way

March 24, 2018April 25, 2018 LTFD common sense, courtesy, get out of the way, give way, going, hurry up, pay attention, safety, signal, turning

Just get the fuck out of the way.

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Learn to zipper merge
Going 

Learn to F$%*ing Zipper Merge

February 16, 2018November 8, 2019 LTFD courtesy, freeway, going, lanes, merge, zipper merge

It’s science. It works. Stop fighting it.

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When to go at a four-way stop.
Stopping 

Learn When to Go at a F$%*ing Four-Way Stop

February 16, 2018April 25, 2018 LTFD common sense, courtesy, give way, pay attention, stopping

Stop guessing. Do it right.

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Going 

Learn to F$%*ing Pass on the Left

September 10, 2015April 25, 2018 LTFD driving, freeway, get out of the way, going, passing

Keep moving, stay out of the way.

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learn to give way in a parking lot
Stopping 

Learn To Give Way In A F$%*ing Parking Lot

September 5, 2015April 25, 2018 LTFD check your ego, give way, parking, parking lot, slow down, turning

Not Everyone Has To Stop.

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Learn to turn on your headlights.
Going 

Learn to Turn On Your F$%*ing Lights

September 5, 2015April 25, 2018 LTFD common sense, driving at night, headlights, lights, night driving, safety

We’re not trying to hit you. Help us out a little.

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Learn to not tailgate
Going 

Don’t F$%*ing Tailgate

September 5, 2015April 25, 2018 LTFD check your ego, following, safety

Whoa! Back off there, buddy. We hardly know ya.

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Learn to turn a corner.
Turning 

Learn to F$%*ing Turn a Corner

September 5, 2015April 25, 2018 LTFD corners, courtesy, lanes, turning

Stay In Your Own Lane, Jackwagon.

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